1
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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

2
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[upbeat music]

3
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[phone keys beeping]

4
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[joyful music]

5
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[actor] Be careful, Agnes!

6
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The robots have seized
command of our world!

7
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Oh, I hate when that happens.

8
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Lunch will be ready in five minutes.

9
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[actor] We should have never let
computers control so much of our lives!

10
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We could have stopped them
from enslaving us if only we had...

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Could have stopped them if what?

12
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How could we have stopped them?

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TV! I want my TV!

14
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Come back! Come back!

15
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Oh!

16
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No picture, huh?

17
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Looks like the cable's out again.
I'll go call.

18
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How could you leave me like this?

19
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Haven't I been an attentive friend?

20
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Haven't I watched you night and day?

21
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[phone keys beeping]

22
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[lady's voice]You have reached
the cable TV company.

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Press 1 to start.

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[beep]

25
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For English, press 2.

26
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[beep]

27
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For tech support, press 9.

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[beep]

29
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If you live on the west side, press 4.

30
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[hold music]

31
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I hope they hurry.

32
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I have to find out how to stop
the computers from enslaving us.

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Press 8 if your last name
begins with the letters "A" through "M."

34
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[beep]

35
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[hold music]

36
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Oh!

37
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Garfield, I have
to check the casserole.

38
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Listen and let me know
when a human being answers.

39
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-[hold music]
-That could take months.

40
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I'm not sure they have any
at that company.

41
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Press 5 if your TV set is color.

42
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[beep]

43
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Press 2-9 if there is a potted plant
on top of your TV set.

44
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[beep]

45
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-Press 3-1-6 if it is a fern.
-Uh?

46
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[hold music]

47
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Boy, they want to know everything.

48
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[man's voice] Your call is important
to us, so stay on the line.

49
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That's so comforting to hear.

50
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[Odie muttering]

51
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.

52
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.

53
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[hold music]

54
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If it's so important to you,
why don't you take it?

55
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[lady's voice] Press 8 if you're fed up
with this music.

56
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[beep]

57
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Press 7-7

58
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if your eyelid are getting heavy.
-[beep]

59
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Press 9 if you're about to have
a dream sequence.

60
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[snoring]

61
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[man's voice] Your call is important
to us, so stay on the line.

62
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Press 5 if you would like a pizza.

63
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[electronic ringtone]

64
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-[beep]
-Yes!

65
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Press 9 if you would like pepperoni.

66
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-Of course.
-[beep]

67
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You have ordered pepperoni.

68
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Press 3 if you would like extra cheese.

69
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-I want extra, extra, extra cheese.
-[beep]

70
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You have ordered
extra, extra, extra cheese.

71
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Press 5 if you would like anchovies.

72
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No, no. I don't want anchovies.

73
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You have ordered anchovies.

74
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No! I didn't order anchovies.

75
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You have ordered more anchovies.

76
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No! I don't want more anchovies!

77
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[groaning]

78
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How do I get rid of anchovies?

79
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You have ordered tons of anchovies.

80
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No!

81
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I have to get out
of that house!

82
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[lady's voice] Press 9 if you would like
to get out of that house.

83
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[screaming]

84
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[oriental ringtone]

85
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Press 1-1 if you would like
to access your mail.

86
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Hey! Leave me alone!

87
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.

88
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Your call will be answered
in the order received.

89
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[screaming]

90
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How can I get across this street?

91
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If you would like
to cross the street, press 4.

92
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Hey, this isn't so bad.

93
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[moaning]

94
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[lady's voice] To send Nermal
to the planet Beta-Blue

95
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in the Freen Galaxy, press 2-6.

96
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[laughing]

97
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-I'm beginning to like this.
-[beep]

98
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[Nermal] Oh...

99
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[screaming]

100
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[trumpeting]

101
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[Garfield] I've stopped liking this!

102
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How do I stop a herd
of charging elephants?

103
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[man's voice] To stop a herd
of charging elephants,

104
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press 5-2-8-7-8-8

105
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9-4-2-4-9...
-[trumpeting]

106
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...3-8-8-5

107
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2-8-8-2-1...
-[screaming]

108
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...8-9-2-6

109
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9-4-2-4-9-1-9

110
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7-4-5...
-[screaming]

111
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[trumpeting]

112
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Help!

113
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Help!

114
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[trumpeting]

115
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Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.

116
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[trumpeting]

117
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[ghostly music]

118
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Thanks. I needed that.

119
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I really needed that.

120
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Can't talk to you now.

121
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I have to get back on hold.

122
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How long have you been on hold?

123
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I don't know.
What year is this?

124
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You've been on hold
as long as I've been on hold.

125
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Sixty-three years.

126
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Sixty three years?

127
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Why don't you just hang up?

128
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I can't, I'd lose my place.

129
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They're going to answer my call
in the order in which it was received.

130
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We've all been here so long,
waiting on hold.

131
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None of us even remember who we're
waiting to have pick up on the other end.

132
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I'm not sure,
but I think I was ordering a surfboard.

133
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Something has to be done about this.

134
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I need to come up
with a brilliant idea.

135
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If you would like
a brilliant idea, press 7.

136
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[beep]

137
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[bell ringing]

138
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As you can see,
I have a brilliant idea.

139
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And this isn't
an old-fashioned brilliant idea.

140
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No, sir.

141
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This is one of those long-life,
energy-saving brilliant ideas.

142
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Oh, you can't reason with them.

143
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There's nobody to talk to.

144
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Then I'll have to find
someone I can talk to.

145
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I'll have to find...

146
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a human being.

147
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Oh!

148
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-Oh!
-Oh!

149
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But... there aren't any.

150
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Someplace there's one,
and I'm going to find him.

151
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If you would like
to find him, press 5-1.

152
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-See?
-[beep]

153
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Press 5 if you would like a pizza.

154
00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,160
Okay, so where's this human being?

155
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"Human being."

156
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There he is!

157
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[lady's voice] If you would like to go
in where the human is, press 1.

158
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If you would like to go
to the South Pole, press 2.

159
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[beep]

160
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Oh no! I meant to press...

161
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...one.

162
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I would like to go back where I was!

163
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If you would like to go back
where you were, press 7.

164
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[beep]

165
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Enough!

166
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I am now going to talk

167
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with an actual...

168
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human being!

169
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[groaning]

170
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[gasping]

171
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[phone keys beeping]

172
00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,480
Hey! Where are the humans?

173
00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,000
[man's voice] Humans?
There are no humans.

174
00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,680
No humans?

175
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,320
No, and there haven't been in years.

176
00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,440
By the way, your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.

177
00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,800
No humans?

178
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,920
And here we've been worried
about computers taking over.

179
00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,920
-[keys beeping]
-That happened long ago.

180
00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:26,080
But don't worry, your call will be
answered in the order received.

181
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,200
[groaning]

182
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,520
I get it now!

183
00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,280
You got rid of all the humans!

184
00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,120
You have them all trapped on hold!

185
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Trapped there for all eternity!

186
00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,760
Well, you won't get away with it!

187
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I'll stop you!
I'll tell the world!

188
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[lady's voice]
To tell the world, press 8.

189
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[man's voice] To tell the world,
press your zip code.

190
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[mixed voices]

191
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[screaming]

192
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,760
No, no, stop!

193
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,240
[screaming]

194
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,640
I don't want to be on hold!

195
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,080
I don't want to press anything
to do anything!

196
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,600
Just stop that awful music! Stop!

197
00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,040
Stop!

198
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,680
[screaming]

199
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,880
[mixed voices]

200
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,960
[screaming]

201
00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,200
[doorbell]

202
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,720
Uh?

203
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,240
Garfield, can't you hear the door?

204
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,840
Go answer it!

205
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,040
[hold music]

206
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,320
Your call is important to us,
so stay on the line.

207
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,880
Your call will be answered
in the order received.

208
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,040
About time you answered.

209
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,640
I just wanted to tell you your cable TV
was out, but we fixed it.

210
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,920
You get any more trouble,
call us at this number.

211
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Press 1 for tech support.

212
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,040
Press 2 to schedule an appointment.

213
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,200
Press 3 to cancel or...

214
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,680
No! It's a trick!

215
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,040
You're trying to enslave us all!

216
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,040
You won't get me.

217
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,520
[ominous music]

218
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,600
I won't get trapped on hold
for the rest of my life!

219
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,360
You can't fool me!

220
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,280
You won't answer my call
in the order received!

221
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,720
[screaming]

222
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,560
Hmm, Garfield's hasn't been
acting like himself lately.

223
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,080
I'd better take him
into Liz's office for a check-up.

224
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,840
[man's voice] To continue this call
in English, press 1.

225
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,240
To speak to Liz the veterinarian,
press 3-6.

226
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,520
To hear our office hours, press 8.

227
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To return to the opening menu
and start all over again, press 2.

228
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-To continue this call...
-[Garfield screaming]

229
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[upbeat music]

230
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,600
Subtitling: ECLAIR